What's on Kim Kardashian's Mind? Twitter thoughts

Ever wonder what's been on Kim Kardashian's mind for the past week? Was she thinking of the latest fashion, her boyfriend, money, or TV? Find out now with this super twitter widget. Visit Do It Yourself Widgets to find out how you can build something like this.

Why is Bing Not Indexing My Site?

Google has indexed your entire site, so has Yahoo, but Bing hasn't indexed your site at all. You've logged into Bing's webmaster site and added your site as well as your sitemap, but still no luck. Bing is avoiding your site like a hypochondriac avoiding the plague.

Bing takes ages to index pages and it gets worse if you are using Blogger (blogspot) and Wordpress. Bing hates free services such as Blogger/Wordpress. You can't blame Bing. Blogger/Wordpress is full of millions on one post blogs of no value whatsoever. All the SEO in the world won't help you with Bing. Your only option is to get indexed by other sites and hope bing finds your pages through them.

FINA Swimsuit Controversy - The Sexy Solution

Controversy now dogs the FINA championships in Rome. It's nothing to do with drugs or chinese men dressed as female swimmers, it's to do with swimsuits. Swimsuits I hear you say. Maybe the suits are too revealing? Maybe too sexy? Unfortunately it's  nothing of the sort. It appears that the suits are allowing the swimmers to swim faster. The records keep tumbling and super fish Michael Phelps has cried foul! These super suits mimic shark skin or seal skin or whatever, give additional buoyancy and trap air bubles to reduce friction. Looks like the only thing these suits don't do is transform into optimus prime. So the jury is out and FINA is going to clarify some rules around swimsuits. This would be extrememly complicated as the suits by different vendors and are diverse in their technologies.

We have a simple solution. Frankly the less swimsuit the better. We'd suggest the swimmers to without any swimsuit, but that might not be to everyone's tastes. The simplest solution would be to require all the swimmers to wear one swimsuit - like how all Formula 1 cars now have Bridgestone tires only. But this will make an already boring sport more boring. We need to bring the sexy back into swimming. We need low-cut (top) and high cut (bottom) swimsuits. We need to bring back the two piece bikini and maybe even  a tankini, or dare we say it - a thong-kini! As a matter fact we suggest that FINA mandate the material with which you can manufacture a swimsuit. This would be a super high-drag material so the most efficient swimsuit would be the smallest one! Thus the most efficient would be a completely topless swimsuit with maybe a optional thong! Hows that for bringing sexy back to swimming!

Sexiest Car in the World - Ferrari 458 Italia

There are few cars in the known universe that can claim second place behing Monica Bellucci. I say second place because nothing is sexier than Monica Bellucci, except Monica Bellucci in skimpy lingerie. Most cars fail to be sexier than my neighbours 200 pound Aunt. Aston Martins are pretty sexy and they just about beat Kate Winslet in English sexyness. But Ferraris are born in the same country that spawned Miss Bellucci and so have some of that 'sexy' DNA as a birthright. The Ferrari 458 Italia is one sexy, sexy car. It's so damn sexy that when I first saw it, I imagined what it would look like underneath that scarlet dress. Tubular carbon fibre chassis, race bred suspension, stainless steel pipes - the works. In fact this Ferrari made me forget about Monica Bellucci - for a whole 5 seconds!

When it comes to hot blooded cars, the Italians in general and Ferrari in particular have no peer. I can only imagine that the designers of this sexy, sexy car were either always making love to each other or self-loving themselves while they were creating it. You can't look at the car and not think of sex. It's sex on four wheels. And it's not cheap, hooker sex like a Jaguar, but passionate loving sex.

If Monica Bellucci had wheels she'd look like the 458. If the 458 had legs it would look like Monica Bellucci.