Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Being Lara Bingle

Who the bloody hell is Lara Bingle? She's Australia's answer to Kim Kadashian. A thing/creature that is famous for well... being famous. Did you know that she was Michael Clark's flesh light? Now don't go asking who the bloody hell Michael Clark is. Anyway Clark, who is no bright spark himself finally cottoned on to the fact that having sex with a doll would probably be more satisfying and helluva lot cheaper.

What's the difference between a sex dolly and Lara Bingle? You don't know how dumb the sex dolly is because it doesn't talk!

Anyway, Lara Bingle has her own show now. It's called 'Being Lara Bingle.' If you wanted to watch some mindless drivel where a bunch of half-witted f-wits pick on each other then this is the show you have been waiting for. Lara Bingle is not far off from the bluntest tool in the shed, let alone the sharpest tool, so any show where she opens her mouth for the purpose of talking is going to suck! I want hear what Hillary Clinton has to say, well not really. I definitely do not wan't to hear how a blowup doll spent her day!

What I want Lara Bingle to do is take her top off, and bottom off, but most of all I wan't her to shut up. Because she looks good with her mouth closed. She would also look good with her mouth open, provided she's not talking with it. Because if you squint a bit you can almost imagine that she's not some air-headed publicity whore and maybe even worth a bit of your time.

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