Amen to Thongs and G-strings ?

The Brazilians gave us cocoa beans and thongs(G-String). But which is more important today- Chocolate or skimpy swim wear? They are both vital to the human race in terms of nutrition and well being. But we think the thong is the more important contribution. No single item of clothing or lack thereof has caused such a stir as the humble thong. Ever since the first bikini - named after the explosive atomic bomb that was set off on bikini atoll, there been not been a more explosive item of sartorial genius than the thong.

Why do we love it? Because less is more. Because it exposes a lot without really exposing anything. Because it shows enough to  hold your attention without covering too much so that you're bored. Because women feel sexy wearing it and men get the sexy feeling thinking about women wearing them- even if the women are not really wearing them. It makes both parties feel sexy. Not like diamonds, fast cars, etc  which only make one sex feel good and the opposite sex short changed or bewildered. It is this shared sexuality that gives the thong its allure.

Women feel empowered with the thong(G-String). Even if no one can see that you're wearing one, it makes you feel adventurous, a little naughty, bold, baring and sexy.  Men are always imagining women to be wearing thongs. They just can't help being perverts.

Let us give thanks to the humble thong. Bringer of happiness to many people out there, especially geeks in front of computers late at night! Amen!.

Why The Japanese Are Leading The Next Sexual Revolution.

The Japanese are a demure race. They gave us words such as ninja, samurai, karate, walkman and vtec, that have found their way into common parlance. They are a hardworking, elderly respecting, quietly intelligent and panty sniffing race. Yup, we have a lot to thank the Japanese for, and I don't just mean for the cheap good quality cars. The ever creative Japs have come up with some super perverted stuff such as used-panty dispensing vending machines and anime with 100 panty flashes a minute. Yes, from their weird sexual hentai animation to PVC clad race queens, the land of the rising sun has given rise to many things, not lease the rising lump in my pants. So what makes these ordinarily fairly ordinary -if a little short - people go berserk - indulge in panty pursuits such as burusera and namasera, and resort to sharking? Sharking is not catching sharks, it's running behind women and stripping off their skirts in public.

Is it the culture? Does a restrained, overtly inhibitive and traditional culture incubate such innovative perversion? What about more liberal societies such as the scandinavian countries? Nope, all they want to do is get wasted on space cakes, legalise gay marriages and watch big brother. The true sexual revolution occurs in Japanese homes, in front of the internet and TV. Let us all give thanks to the creative, perverse and sexual genius of the Japanese for introducing something different into the daily boring porn mix.

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