- She can give you bj while both of you are standing up.
- In the 69 Position you're licking her, she's sucking your tummy.
- The sexiest lingerie you can buy for her are a pair of briefs with mickey mouse pictures and a bra with a pink bow.
- If she can grab your member with one hand, then you have a toothpick between your balls.
- You may have the smallest Johnson in the world, but she makes you feel hung like a donkey.
- In the world of fantasy sex games you can...
- Paint her green, stick a pair of Mickey mouse ears on her and pretend you are having sex with Yoda, or Yaddle depending on your fancy.
- Get her to go on all fours, drape a shag-pile carpet over her and pretend to have bestiality sex with your neighbor's dog.
- Fit her in an elmo/oscar/cookie monster suit and you can finally 'get nasty' with one of your childhood friends.
- Pretend you're a he-snow-white do a she-dwarf.
- Dress her up as a school girl and pretend to screw your son's girlfriend.
- If both of you are in a jacuzzi, and she's been underwater for over 2 minutes, she's not trying to give you a BJ, she's drowning!
- The only chance you get to post pics of your sexual antics under the 'freak show' category on 'those' websites.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
With all the excitement around the 1m tall midget Rima Hadchiti in the Big Brother house, her subsequent departure after breaking a leg and the scandalous photos of her on the internet, we thought we'd discuss some midgetology. Rima has a normal sized (non-midget) husband. So what would the sexual mechanics be like? Here are a couple of facts that you should be aware of if you want to poke Rima or any of her kind.