Sing-Along Celebs

Ever wondered what a Celebrity's life would be like in the words of a limerick? If you have then you are in the right place. If you haven't, then it's about time you did. Select your celebrity below and go onto a fun, catchy and informative string of hilarious limericks. This is a work in progress, so more celebs will be added on as time goes by.

Paris Hilton
Oprah Winfrey
Britney Spears

Oprah Winfrey - Limerick Profile

There was once a nice woman called Oprah,
Who was as big as a polar bear on the tundra;
Except that she was black,
And had a huge rack,
And her hair kinda looked like a hydra.

She has famous talk show on the telly.
Where people talk about fat on their belly;
Fat ugly women chat,
About this diet and that,
And how not to go berserk at the Deli.

She has a leadership academy for girls,
Where they polish poor girls into pearls;
If by polish you mean rape,
With beating and no escape,
Those poor girls must be ripping out their curls.

Stedman Graham was her long time lover,
But was there any action under the cover?
Because Gayle King is hot,
And Oprah likes her a lot,
And it's much more fun lezzing out with each other.

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