Friday, May 16, 2008

Celebrity Central

What are those sex crazed boozed up and frequently OD'ed and DP'ed celebs upto? What makes celebrities do the weirdest stuff such as couch jumping, beaver flashing, eating filthy oil soaked McDonald's burgers on the floor while fully stoned and make amateur porn videos of themselves doing animals (Rick Saloman). I guess it's more money than we will ever earn in 100 lifetimes, the ability to pick who you want to go to shag tonight, instead of having to beg and spend only one tenth of the time an ordinary person would spend in jail -after servicing the judge. If you have ever thought about these pertinent issues then you have come to the right place.

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Corey Worthington, party liaison.
Original Heather Mills jokes
Britney Spears in Playboy's 25 sexiest.
Top 10 names for JLo's twins

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