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What are those sex crazed boozed up and frequently OD'ed and DP'ed celebs upto? What makes celebrities do the weirdest stuff such as couch jumping, beaver flashing, eating filthy oil soaked McDonald's burgers on the floor while fully stoned and make amateur porn videos of themselves doing animals (Rick Saloman). I guess it's more money than we will ever earn in 100 lifetimes, the ability to pick who you want to go to shag tonight, instead of having to beg and spend only one tenth of the time an ordinary person would spend in jail -after servicing the judge. If you have ever thought about these pertinent issues then you have come to the right place.

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Sing-Along Celebs

Ever wondered what a Celebrity's life would be like in the words of a limerick? If you have then you are in the right place. If you haven't, then it's about time you did. Select your celebrity below and go onto a fun, catchy and informative string of hilarious limericks. This is a work in progress, so more celebs will be added on as time goes by.

Paris Hilton
Oprah Winfrey
Britney Spears

Oprah Winfrey - Limerick Profile

There was once a nice woman called Oprah,
Who was as big as a polar bear on the tundra;
Except that she was black,
And had a huge rack,
And her hair kinda looked like a hydra.

She has famous talk show on the telly.
Where people talk about fat on their belly;
Fat ugly women chat,
About this diet and that,
And how not to go berserk at the Deli.

She has a leadership academy for girls,
Where they polish poor girls into pearls;
If by polish you mean rape,
With beating and no escape,
Those poor girls must be ripping out their curls.

Stedman Graham was her long time lover,
But was there any action under the cover?
Because Gayle King is hot,
And Oprah likes her a lot,
And it's much more fun lezzing out with each other.

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Paris Hilton - Limerick Profile

There was once a hottie called Paris,
Who was famous for being an heiress;
Till she met Rick Solomon,
Good grief, she swallows man,
Now we're on first names with her clitoris.

She's had heaps and heaps of pets,
From kinkajous, dogs to ferrets;
But her fave was a bitch,
By the name Nicole Ritch,
Who she dumped and now really regrets.

She gulps sushi like a swallowing whore,
But colas and soft drinks get a no;
Luvs injections to her behind,
Of the sticky hot beef kind,
But also orders a lot of Taco Bell to go.

Many think she's a dim witted tart,
But reality is - she's really not smart;
Her most quotable quote,
And one worthy of note,
Is "Do they like sell walls at Wal-Mart?"

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