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Friday, May 16, 2008
Celebrity Central
What are those sex crazed boozed up and frequently OD'ed and DP'ed celebs upto? What makes celebrities do the weirdest stuff such as couch jumping, beaver flashing, eating filthy oil soaked McDonald's burgers on the floor while fully stoned and make amateur porn videos of themselves doing animals (Rick Saloman). I guess it's more money than we will ever earn in 100 lifetimes, the ability to pick who you want to go to shag tonight, instead of having to beg and spend only one tenth of the time an ordinary person would spend in jail -after servicing the judge. If you have ever thought about these pertinent issues then you have come to the right place.
Jennifer Aniston Nude? Nope, Close But No Cigar
Corey Worthington, party liaison.
Original Heather Mills jokes
Britney Spears in Playboy's 25 sexiest.
Top 10 names for JLo's twins
Jennifer Aniston Nude? Nope, Close But No Cigar Corey Worthington, party liaison. Original Heather Mills jokes Britney Spears in Playboy's 25 sexiest. Top 10 names for JLo's twins
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Big Brother 2008 Australia, Housemate Roundup
Distributing Australia's Big Brother trash around the world!!!!
Channel 10 has hit rock bottom. No, lower that rock bottom. Channel 10 has hit the earth's inner core. BB08 looks like something pond scum wouldn't even touch. Here is a roundup of the lesser boring characters. Trust me, the rest are as smart as half a sea urchin and about as entertaining as a fully clothed Pamela Anderson with words instead of a dick in her mouth. Anyway it's time The rest of the world woke up to Big Brother Australia!
Rima: You can tell that BB is really scraping the bottom of the Barrel on this one. A midget that has done porno. Yuck. I would have loved to see any of the other girls in the BB house except Dixie in the nude, or better still having sex. But a midget? Crikey, she should have a paper bag taped over her head and stored in my grandma's closet. What is interesting is how she has sex with her full sized husband? Maybe he has a small dick,or maybe he is a dwarf fetishist, or probably both. She's every child molesters dream, to be able to molest a child like thing and not have the cops kicking down your door. Interesting facts on sex with a midget/dwarf.
Terri: A 52 year old Nazi Nana that thinks foreigners are the scourge of Australian Society. I wonder what the aborigines think of that, considering they were in Australia first. I bet if you go to her gulag and turn over all those little cutesy collectible figurines, you'll see 'made in china' under all of them. She's a tough old bigoted bitch who has a picture of Hitler under in her torture chamber basement where her husband can be regularly heard begging for mercy. If you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with a female and Christian version of Saddam Hussein, good luck getting her into bed with you. Good bye if you did manage!
Dixie: A self confessed nymphomaniac hoochie mama with the ass a size of a good sized family car. The only thing that's stopping this sex maniac form having sex with a new guy everyday is the fact that she's pretty ugly. She's a BB first on three accounts. She's the first fat woman on BB and the first non-white woman on BB and definitely the one we want to see the least naked. She could wear house mate Travis as a thong and use house mate Renee as an angry tampon.
Travis: A squeaky voiced stick insect of a retard. His high pitched voice sounds like a he's had his balls bitten off by a dingo. Except that he didn't have balls to start off with. He's always hanging out with the girls and claims he isn't a homosexual. Pity, because except for a blind indiscriminate man i can't see anyone, let alone a healthy woman sleeping with this man-bimbo. I wish all the girls would get together and gang-rape the little bastard.
The Rest: Assorted good looking women and good looking blokes. Good thong/G-string and turkey slapping material.
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Channel 10 has hit rock bottom. No, lower that rock bottom. Channel 10 has hit the earth's inner core. BB08 looks like something pond scum wouldn't even touch. Here is a roundup of the lesser boring characters. Trust me, the rest are as smart as half a sea urchin and about as entertaining as a fully clothed Pamela Anderson with words instead of a dick in her mouth. Anyway it's time The rest of the world woke up to Big Brother Australia!
Rima: You can tell that BB is really scraping the bottom of the Barrel on this one. A midget that has done porno. Yuck. I would have loved to see any of the other girls in the BB house except Dixie in the nude, or better still having sex. But a midget? Crikey, she should have a paper bag taped over her head and stored in my grandma's closet. What is interesting is how she has sex with her full sized husband? Maybe he has a small dick,or maybe he is a dwarf fetishist, or probably both. She's every child molesters dream, to be able to molest a child like thing and not have the cops kicking down your door. Interesting facts on sex with a midget/dwarf.
Terri: A 52 year old Nazi Nana that thinks foreigners are the scourge of Australian Society. I wonder what the aborigines think of that, considering they were in Australia first. I bet if you go to her gulag and turn over all those little cutesy collectible figurines, you'll see 'made in china' under all of them. She's a tough old bigoted bitch who has a picture of Hitler under in her torture chamber basement where her husband can be regularly heard begging for mercy. If you ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with a female and Christian version of Saddam Hussein, good luck getting her into bed with you. Good bye if you did manage!
Dixie: A self confessed nymphomaniac hoochie mama with the ass a size of a good sized family car. The only thing that's stopping this sex maniac form having sex with a new guy everyday is the fact that she's pretty ugly. She's a BB first on three accounts. She's the first fat woman on BB and the first non-white woman on BB and definitely the one we want to see the least naked. She could wear house mate Travis as a thong and use house mate Renee as an angry tampon.
Travis: A squeaky voiced stick insect of a retard. His high pitched voice sounds like a he's had his balls bitten off by a dingo. Except that he didn't have balls to start off with. He's always hanging out with the girls and claims he isn't a homosexual. Pity, because except for a blind indiscriminate man i can't see anyone, let alone a healthy woman sleeping with this man-bimbo. I wish all the girls would get together and gang-rape the little bastard.
The Rest: Assorted good looking women and good looking blokes. Good thong/G-string and turkey slapping material.
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Sunday, April 20, 2008
Big Brother 2008 Australia. Something Different
Looks like the shit is about to hit the fan this April when big brother fires up on channel Ten again. Ten is trying desperately to revive this sodden biscuit of a show by including fresh new hosts; Angry sonafabitch Radio Jock Strap Kyle Sandilands and his beautiful, but somewhat dim witted co-host Jackie-O. Kyle has stated that he wants to see an interesting house. Duh! Not a house just filled with 20-something jobless losers. He wants to see grumpy old men. Well screw him, we don't want to see grumpy old men itching their balls and cleaning their dentures. We want to see sexy house mates like UK BB's Channel Haye's in hot G-strings and uncensored antics that annoy the RSPCA such as turkey slappin, and monkey spanking.It looks like the Big Brother franchise has exhausted all available aces. They've had a husband and wife team, a couple of gay perverts, shrews, beauties and even a lachrymal geek whose estimated IQ was about 10 points over the house average of 60. However, based on the current 'I don't think so' add campaign where they tough talk poor Johnny Howard, it looks like BB08 will bring back the good stuff like uncut, x-rated content. I sincerely hope that Mike is back with Fitzy and Bree for the FNL show. They are the best thing to happen to that pathetic mess, they called BB07, that at best wasted the cathode ray tube on many TVs and at worst contributed to the misconception that homosexual people are okay. Mike et all seemed to have a good energy and Bree's boobs are a real drool card, I meant draw card.
The only problem is how many smart people with decent jobs, responsibility and valuable opinions that extend beyond night clubs and dating have the time or the inclination to join the BB circus? None.
Here are some ideas that we might expect for BB08
- Homosexual woman. Come on channel Ten, nobody wants to see gay men.
- Person of the Islam faith, but preferably not someone who wanks off to Bin Laden.
- Catholic Priest, but preferably not one into sodomizing boys, because unfortunately we cant have young boys on the show.
- Really smart overachieving Asian person with all the personality of half a sea slug.
- Animal cruelty such as turkey slapping, monkey spanking and beaver beating.
- Designate one day a week as bra-and-knickers-only day.
- Designate all remaining days as tank-top-only days.
- Have a TV but only show porn, Today Tonight, A Current Affair or some other similar insanity or sexual urge inducing programs. Anna Coren gives me a bump in my pants!
- 'Who Dares Wins' style food such as dicks for women and beavers for men.
- Geek chick. A proper sexy one who plays WoW and Second Life. Not some fat crying wanker who insists 'I'm not crying' when he's clearly pissing out of his eyes.
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