Space Oddity - For articles that defy definition

Ever wondered why aliens like anal probes so much? Why some women want to have a sex change to become men and so have to beg for sex rather than refuse sex? Why some stupid blog about cats is in the technorati top 10, while your original and creative blog is languishing somewhere near the toilet? It's a strange little universe indeed.

Important facts on having sex with a midget.
Man gets pregnant - universe threatened
Colonel Sanders vs Ronald McDonald.

Paris Hilton - Limerick Profile

There was once a hottie called Paris,
Who was famous for being an heiress;
Till she met Rick Solomon,
Good grief, she swallows man,
Now we're on first names with her clitoris.

She's had heaps and heaps of pets,
From kinkajous, dogs to ferrets;
But her fave was a bitch,
By the name Nicole Ritch,
Who she dumped and now really regrets.

She gulps sushi like a swallowing whore,
But colas and soft drinks get a no;
Luvs injections to her behind,
Of the sticky hot beef kind,
But also orders a lot of Taco Bell to go.

Many think she's a dim witted tart,
But reality is - she's really not smart;
Her most quotable quote,
And one worthy of note,
Is "Do they like sell walls at Wal-Mart?"

Back to sing-along celebs for more limericks

Man Gets Pregnant. Very Fabric of the Universe is Threatened

Ever watched the movie 'Junior' starring the mayor of California and thought 'man that is really screwed.' Well, looks life imitating art. Or more accurately, A jackass called Thomas Beatie imitating a crap-ass movie.

His name is Thomas Beatie, aged 34, married to a woman called Nancy. He was recently seen on the Oprah Winfrey show talking about ethical issues. Forget ethical issues, the universe as we know it is under threat. Mr/Mrs/It Thomas started out as a woman, but has had plastic surgery and hormone therapy to become a man. No he didn't fuck himself. though that would have been the coolest thing ever. Imagine the headlines 'Man fucks himself and becomes pregnant.' Unfortunately, this is not so. Thomas had elected to keep his sexual organs (beaver) as they were, and was artificially inseminated. However, let us examine this amazingly complicated scenario that threatens to destroy the very fabric of our universe.

Originally Thomas was a woman who was in a relationship with Nancy. So let's assume Thomas was a lesbian and his/her partner Nancy was a lesbian. This assumes that Nancy is not some freak guy with a dick or two, or worse, an alien hermaphrodite, but a genuine woman - as God intended. Then, Thomas decided to become more masculine i.e. a man. Now his partner Nancy is a lesbian who is having a relationship with a guy, so she is theoretically a heterosexual lesbian. This makes Thomas a lesbian guy. Good Lord, poor God aka Yahweh must be turning in his grave. First the scourge of homosexuals and now this filth. What must a poor God do?

Now the universe is irrevocably shattered. What crazy thing are we to expect next? A homosexual US president? Winning the war in Iraq? George W. Bush beating a chicken in tic-tac-toe? Bill having sex with Hillary - and enjoying it? The universe as we know it is finished!